The Vending Machine

Hello, hello! The rules to the Vending Machine are simple. You put something into the machine, and then the next person tells you what you get.

For example:

Person 1: "I insert a dollar bill"

Person 2:"You get a tub of fried chicken. I insert a smiley face."

And so on and so fourth. Try not to get too inappropriate!

I'll start.

I insert a fat man.

Out comes ground meat! xD

I insert my deviantArt. .___.

You get comment spam.

I insert a burnt ham.

You get a burnt pig.

I insert my comment spam. D:<

you get waffles


I insert my personality.

You get indigestion.

I insert my little sister.

You get a hot anime character you've always admired. I know I would want one xD

I insert GUMI's revolver >.>

and out comes Barrack Obama

You insert a Snickers

you get broccoli


I insert a robot Canyon Crawler

You get a disabled llama named Alfred.

I insert a stolen submarine.

Out comes a German

I insert a Chinchilla

Out comes chinchilla crap.
I insert a used tissue.

Out comes an empty nose.
Insert a mean person.

Out comes a Donkey
In goes George my knight who while I was playing chess

Out comes a duck on a chessboard named George.
Insert a mobile that is calling.

user560 wrote:Out comes a duck on a chessboard named George.
Insert a mobile that is calling.

Out comes the coolest droid phone ever.
Inserts some webcode from avadopts.

Out comes a bear egg.
Inserts sick dog

out comes a elephant koi


i insert a

out comes a ... *BOOM!*

I insert the poster that is holding.

Out comes a laughing baby.
I insert a

Out comes a mutated cat.
Insert a screeming person.

Out comes a note that says LOL is it pregnant

I insert a screaming Navi

Out comes a crazy child
Insert math homework xD

Out comes screaming Ms. coots..
Inserts Ms. Coots wallet.