King/Queen of the hill

I send Itachi up the hill. He calmly motions to Kisame, who immediately turns around, heads back up, and boots Deidara off the hill.

My hill~

Los sends Chuck Norris up the hill, and Chuck Norris looks at Mineya. It's Chuck Norris' hill (and thereby Los' hill) now.

(LOL My dad grew up with chuck norrus.. )
Rides a horse up my hill.

Kisame, Itachi, Deidara, and Chuck Norris are abducted by aliens. Kisame, Itachi, and Deidara come back shortly after, pregnant with an alien-human hybrid.

I use my teleporter ring to teleport onto my hill.

A large tsunami washes everyone away and i land on the hill with my dragon, my hill :3

Lol Naru-themed. :3

Sasuke and Orichimaru apparently falls from the sky and begin fighting, oblivious to their surroundings and obliterate everything but the hill and me. Then they skip through meadows and leave me in peace with my hill. xD

I jump onto my dad as he skips with chuck norrus up my hill.

I fly in my yellow airplaine and laser everyone away with my laser eyes and land on the hill, my hill ^^

Flys a dragon up my hill.

grayson sends Eragon and Saphira and scare away the mean dragon
My hill

Screams at grason for chasing my dragon off my hill.

Punts both grayson and cattious off the hill and station ubergrues on my hill.

Ubergrues are undefeatable! <3 Search it on google. :3

I thow mud at everyone and they run away to wash themselves, i climb up the hill. ^^
My hill :3

Wipes mud off, and turns into wolf, scaring everyboudy off. I run up my hill, then turn human again.

I jump on the hill with a gasmask on my head followed by an army of skunks and they smell so bad that everybody runs away but i stay on the hill, my hill

I call Kurama and Hiei over from Yu Yu Hakusho. Kurama turns into Youko and his plants scare/kill, while Hiei summons Dragon of the Darkness Flame. Amd since he can't control it, everyone except me, Kurama, and Hiei are wiped out/somewhere else.

My hill. ^^

Calls Toph and she shoots everybody off the hill and then I climb up.
Mine hill mine

Shoves grayson off the top of my hill.

I put some pencils on the back of my hand, launch them into the air, and they hit everyone else like a laser beam. Now kiss your hopes of claiming my hill bye bye bye bye bye bye! My hill, my hill, my hill.

Bites UBfunkaneers neck, sending him to the hospital, and claims my hilleth.

-burrows up from underground and traps Cattious in a pitfall- My hill. :|

Hisses and climbs out pitfall and pushes phassy into it, off of my hill.